2001 FRANK ZAPPA COVER BAND BOGUS POMP W/ NAPOLEON MURPHY BROCK UNWORN T-SHIRT

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SATURDAY, JUNE 2ND 2001 - BOGUS POMP { A FLORIDA BASED FRANK ZAPPA COVER BAND WITH NAPOLEON MURPHY BROCK - FORMER ZAPPA BAND MEMBER } - AT CLUB MORE - ORIGINAL UNWORN T-SHIRT THAT HAD BEEN AVAILABLE FOR SALE AT THIS VENUE FOR THIS GIG ONLY - GILDAN ACTIVEWEAR - HEAVY WEIGHT COTTON - SIZE XL { EXTRA LARGE } - 100% PRE-SHRUNK COTTON MADE IN EL SALVADOR - { AND YEZ WERE WONDERING WHY YEZ DON'T HAVE JOBS HERE IN THE U.S.A. } - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK
LARRY
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THIS SHIRT WAS SENT TO ME BY A FORMER MEMBER OF THE ZAPPA COVER BAND BOGUS POMP. HE GOT IT NEW, PROBABLY FREE AND HAD NEVER WORN IT. I HAVE NEVER WORN OR WASHED IT. HEY, ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT I ONLY WEAR BLACK. IN ANY CASE IT'S BEEN HANGIN' IN MY BASEMENT CLOSET ON A PLASTIC HANGER FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS, ALONG WITH COUNTLESS OTHER T-SHIRTS THAT I'VE NEVER WORN. SO CHECK IT OUT, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RARE FRANK ZAPPA TYPE OF RELATED SHIRT LOOK NO FURTHER.
NEVER WORN, BEEN HANGING IN MY BASEMENT CLOSET SINCE 2001. NEVER WASHED EITHER. OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME WRINKLES FROM BEING ON A HANGER IN A CLOSET FOR 5 YEARS. NO HOLES. NO FADING OF THE LETTERS. BEEN HANGIN' 'ROUND DOWN DE BASEMENT FAR AWAY FROM ALL OF THE HIPPIE SMOKE / LOVE-IN BONGO PARTIES, AND SLOBBERING DRUNK WEENY ROASTS. IT'S A LITTLE DIRTY SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S WHITE. SO WHY DON'T YOU WASH THAT THING IF YEZ PLAN ON WEARING IT? HUH LARRY?
.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, STEVE VAI, WILD MAN FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS PLENTY OF OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.
WELL LARRY, SINCE YEZ OBVIOUSLY HAVE VERY LITTLE BETTER TO DO, WHY NOT ROLL RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY, YES TRY TO SQUEEZE YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE? SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE ADVISED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE!!!! FULL OF RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO PERHAPS YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LITTLE GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU GET STUCK, SO THAT I WON'T HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROWBAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?