1989 THE WHO VINTAGE T-SHIRT KIDS ARE ALRIGHT TOUR RFK STADIUM PETE TOWNSHEND

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PURCHASED ON JULY 7TH 1979 AT THE WHO CONCERT IN R.F.K. STADIUM, WASHINGTON. D.C. - THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC MADE IN THE U.S.A. { NOT A CRAPPY CHINA OR INDONESIA KNOCK OFF } HANES 100% COTTON T-SHIRT FROM THE 1989 WHO - THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT NORTH AMERICA TOUR - TE SIZE IS L { LARGE } 42-44 - HOWEVER THIS IS A VINTAGE T-SHIRT THAT HAS BEEN ON A HANGER IN A CLOSET FOR TE LAST 29 YEARS SO IT'S PROBABLY SHRUNKEN A BIT - IT MEASURES APPROX. 15 1/2 INCHES FROM ARMPIT TO ARMPIT AND 25 INCHES IN LENGTH, ALTHOUGH IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET AN EXACT MEASUREMENT SINCE IT'S KINDA' WRINKLED - ALSO IF YOU WASH IT AGAIN IT MIGHT SHRINK SOME MORE AND I WOULD CERTAINLY RECOMMEND WASHING IT. SO LARGE DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN FAT.
BUT I'M HEARING THAT THIS DISTRESSED LOOK IS FASHIONABLE THESE DAYS AND I BET IT WOULD LOOK INCREDIBLE IF WORN BY AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WITH FIRM MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES { HEY, WHAT T-SHIRT WOULDN'T? } - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS
PURCHASED ON JULY 7TH 1989 AT R.F.K. STADIUM IN WASHINGTON, DC AT THE WHO KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT NORTH AMERICAN TOUR CONCERT IS A VINTAGE SIZE L T-SHIRT. ALTHOUGH IT'S SIZE LARGE IT'S PROBABLY SHRUNKEN HANGING AROUND IN A CLOSET ALL THESE YEARS. WOULD STILL LOOK INCREDIBLE IF WORN BY AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WITH FIRM MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES. DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SMOKE OR FISH AS IT HASN'T BEEN AROUND ANY OF HIPPIE LOVE OR SMOKE-INS. IN FACT IT SMELLS GOOD, BUT HASN'T BEEN WASHED IN CLOSE TO 30 YEARS SO YOU MIGHT WANNA WASH IT IF YOU PLAN ON WEARING IT.
AS FAR AS I KNOW IT
HAS NEVER BEEN USED AS A NEST BY ANY OF THE ROACHES OR RATS THAT INFEST MARYLAND.
HEY, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY ROACHES AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE NOW, I THINK THE RATS MUST'A ATE EM'. BUT HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL BE SURE TO SHAKE THE PACKAGE OUT REAL GOOD BEFORE I SEND YEZ THE SHIRT, JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT NONE OF EM' HAD CRAWLED IN THERE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING.
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